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** Scientific Authentication Service **
for ALL Beanies and Attic Collectibles |
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Principal Authenticator |
Prof. Sigmund J. Kardas, Jr. Webmaster of a Beanie
web site since 1996, having the longest running Beanie
Newsletter Has been collecting Beanies since before REX first appeared in 1995. He is a professional palaeontologist and has taught in the U.S. and abroad for over 35 years, from grade school to University level He has published MANY papers in scientific journals and has presented papers at international symposia, using precise and very exacting research methodology in the fields of biology, palaeontology, astronomy and human behaviour Prof. Kardas is also listed in Who's Who in Science. I kid you not! |
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Expert Colaborators |
Ms. Sybil collecting since 1995 Webmaster of a long-running Attics + Beans worldwide News group Ms. Denise collecting since 1995. Webmaster of a long running web site Principal moderator on a major Attic Collectible worldwide News group the entire Attics + Beans Consulting Group having a combined collecting experience of CENTURIES! |
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Methods Employed |
Compared with a reference collection of THOUSANDS of Beanies and Attic Collectibles dating from the FIRST generation Black light analysis of fabric and tags - a scientific method first discovered, published and used by Prof. Kardas in 2000. Metric measurement of critter (to the nanometer), which is MUCH MORE precise than using inches Mass (= weight) of toy in milli grams, using a state-of-the-art digital metric balance DNA testing of the sweat of the actual worker who sewed the seams on your toy, and the serial number of the sewing machine she worked at in the factory, to identify the EXACT person who made your precious toy A satellite image of the actual factory, and a spy photo, from a secret access tunnel under each factory, of the EXACT spot where your toy was made |
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What You Receive |
A truly scientifically authenticated Beanie or Attic Collectibles Tamper-proof forever sealed climate controled cylindrical TYtanium© archival pod for your authenticated toy, with a 3.5 x 4.5" MEGAPIXEL color Active Matrix Liquid Crystal display to show you the contents of the inert argon gas-filled chamber (LONG LIFE atomic batteries included!) [see PIC - above in header] - which maintains your precious toy for millennia in truly MINT condition. Hey, and they are easily stackable! Electron microscopy analysis of the actual threads used to sew the seams of your treasured toy WITH a mass spectrometer generated listing of the atomic elements in the thread, including trace elements Vaccination of ALL your hoofed toys against Mad Cow and Hoof and Mouth Diseases A Certificate of Authenticity, with a unique reference number having a holographic seal with self-destruct feature to positively insure against forgery Storage of the numbered pic on our secure web site for a period of 90 days, for use in ALL of your worldwide online auctions, and guaranteeing to your perspective bidders that your toy is authentic |
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Compare Us with the Others |
We offer MUCH more MORE in-hand experience over a MUCH longer time We are THE ONLY authenticators with a published scientist as principal authenticator - insuring that your Beanies and Attic Collectibles are scientifically analyzed according to rigorous VERY exacting research tecnniques and perfectly conserved for future generations We have an extraordinary reference collection for comparison purposes We are the ONLY non-profit organization with exclusive rights to mine TYtanium© on the Moon We are NOT anonymous and do NOT publish books for profit OR have paid advertising on our websites, thus we do NOT have a vested commercial interest in this collecting hobby. We offer this service to collectors simply because we also collect these lovable critters, and know how important it is to insure that the toy you receive from an online transaction is AUTHENTIC - we do NOT do all this highly specialized work as a for profit venture We also authenticate Attic Collectibles - the FIRST to offer this long overdue service - and we hope to branch out into vintage toasters, condom tins, and autographed sports stadium seats and sky boxes in the near future Our combined expertise includes Canadian We also authenticate entire collections, no matter what the size! (please request a binding quote for YOUR collection) Our service is absolutely unbeatable! |
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N O T E |
We cannot service orders to Afghanistan due to the edict issued by the revered Taliban clerics who decreed that ALL false idols must be destroyed As of 26 March 2001, NO authentication requests will be taken for Pokemon items sent from Saudi Arabia until third-party channels can be safely established |
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Cost |
$987.65 / each includes return PRIORITY shipping with Tracking and Insurance discounts on 12 or more sent at the same time WE
ACCEPT - [in $US and EUROS] PayFriend, BidBuddy, certified bank
drafts, money orders, letters of credit, second mortgages, GOLD, silver and platinum coins/bars at Geneva spot,
beachfront tropical island property, uncut diamonds larger than
4 carats, vintage Rolei 18k watches, and stocks in eButt, QXM/Ricarda, Credit Card companies,
To facilitate your foreign online deals, we also offer duplicate documentation in German, French and/or Spanish at a modest $234.56 additional for EACH language. We also hope to add Russian, Flemish, Ukranian, Chinese and Portuguese in the near future.
Transfer of your unique registration number to the winning bidder following your online auction sale costs a measly $123.45 |
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Contact Us |
and YES, we do have a Complaint Department
We hope that you appreciate our service as much as we enjoy having you for dinner |
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